The Emperor: Sold Out

NZ$1,500.00

$1,500 +GST (invoiced upon request)

Be an Emperor/ess for a night: Entry + journal + magnum of premium French champagne + personal slave who will treat you like the deity you've always known yourself to be + priority access to the four-poster bed for all your lounging, networking and general decadent needs.

Want grapes? Your slave girl/boy will feed them to you. Your servants will fan you with palm fronds, and we guarantee your magnum (Pol or Bolly naturally) will make you a cuddle pile favourite.

This is performance art meets ancient Rome meets modern literary excess. Plus, you are helping to fund art, darling. You become part of the spectacle. You will love it. Or, should you wish to remain anonymous, you may bestow this honour on another person for the evening.

Limited spots available because honestly, how many emperors can one party handle?

In return for your $1,500 bucks, you will get:

  • A magnum of Pol or Bolly, served on a silver tray by fawning slaves, royal treatment all night and champers until dawn, darling. Hand fed grapes, chocolate, treats. We are here to serve.

  • A complementary advertisement in Folly issue 004 (for your business, or a classified should you wish to advertise internationally for servants), your name on our Friends of Folly Patron list, and automatic membership to our new Friends of Folly Exclusive Membership.

  • A Folly Party Bag and Five copies of Folly Issue 003—New Zealand's fastest-selling journal and internationally awarded cultural export that's being unveiled at Frankfurt Book Fair.

  • DJs until the sun comes up, erotic readings, theatrical poetry etc etc

  • Private booths for plotting, conducting affairs, or hiding from the proles who want your champagne.

The Gory Details:

  • Doors: 8pm (fashionably late is fine)

  • Last entry: Midnight

  • Party ends: 5am

  • Drinks on us all night, starting with the magnum.

  • Priority access to the four-poster bed

$1,500 +GST (invoiced upon request)

Be an Emperor/ess for a night: Entry + journal + magnum of premium French champagne + personal slave who will treat you like the deity you've always known yourself to be + priority access to the four-poster bed for all your lounging, networking and general decadent needs.

Want grapes? Your slave girl/boy will feed them to you. Your servants will fan you with palm fronds, and we guarantee your magnum (Pol or Bolly naturally) will make you a cuddle pile favourite.

This is performance art meets ancient Rome meets modern literary excess. Plus, you are helping to fund art, darling. You become part of the spectacle. You will love it. Or, should you wish to remain anonymous, you may bestow this honour on another person for the evening.

Limited spots available because honestly, how many emperors can one party handle?

In return for your $1,500 bucks, you will get:

  • A magnum of Pol or Bolly, served on a silver tray by fawning slaves, royal treatment all night and champers until dawn, darling. Hand fed grapes, chocolate, treats. We are here to serve.

  • A complementary advertisement in Folly issue 004 (for your business, or a classified should you wish to advertise internationally for servants), your name on our Friends of Folly Patron list, and automatic membership to our new Friends of Folly Exclusive Membership.

  • A Folly Party Bag and Five copies of Folly Issue 003—New Zealand's fastest-selling journal and internationally awarded cultural export that's being unveiled at Frankfurt Book Fair.

  • DJs until the sun comes up, erotic readings, theatrical poetry etc etc

  • Private booths for plotting, conducting affairs, or hiding from the proles who want your champagne.

The Gory Details:

  • Doors: 8pm (fashionably late is fine)

  • Last entry: Midnight

  • Party ends: 5am

  • Drinks on us all night, starting with the magnum.

  • Priority access to the four-poster bed